{"id":8945,"date":"2020-01-20T16:42:59","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T16:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/?p=8945"},"modified":"2020-01-28T17:13:28","modified_gmt":"2020-01-28T17:13:28","slug":"january-20-january-26-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/january-20-january-26-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"January 20 – January 26 (2020)"},"content":{"rendered":"

RANDOM PIC OF THE WEEK<\/h3>\n

As I was just going to bed this week, this is the amazing sunrise I saw out my window. Stunning!<\/p>\n

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 At the “Puppet Up!” show, the Henson Studios do a fantastic recreation of the famous “Java”<\/span> routine that was done back in the early days by Jim Henson and Frank Oz. Obviously that song has been in my head all weekend! Here’s the original by Al Hirt!<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Java.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

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Monday the 20th \u2013 HACKED FACTS \u2013<\/span> It was one of those days where I had to be up at the \u201ccrack of dawn\u201d (for me, anyway) for another session. I was back at L.A. Studios to do some more work in the animated feature I\u2019ve been working on for several years. The script received another rewrite so the actors were back in recording some new lines. On the way there I called the credit card company that provides my corporate credit card about some Mary Kay cosmetics that inadvertently showed up at my door. Two problems..1) I never have packages delivered to my house, and 2) I don\u2019t use Mary Kay cosmetics. I e-mailed the lady whose name was on the packing slip (the sales rep) and she assured me that the cosmetics were ordered using my credit card. Lucky for me they were sent to the billing address and not the shipping address that somebody provided. So when the un-ordered cosmetics arrived at my house, I knew something was up. Sure enough, the person at the credit card company read down the list of charges that had been made on my card over the past several weeks. Thousands and thousands of dollars-worth of stuff had been ordered from on-line businesses on my card! He also told me that it was used several times on American Airlines (I\u2019m guessing it was used in-flight for drinks and meals, as they never check for ID in-flight). I thought the irony of that was amusing, considering that I\u2019m the voice of American Airlines. So get this, the person who owned the credit card this thief was using illegally, was the same person giving them their safety instructions on the overhead announcements!!! They probably had no idea it was the same person when they were on the flight! The credit card\u2019s fraud department assured me that all the illegal charges would be handled accordingly. When I got to my session at 10:30 I spent the first hour literally napping in the lobby. They were running behind and didn\u2019t need me until about 11:40. I worked until 2:30 and then was on my way over to my pal Jim Ojala\u2019s effects studio to pick up my Tony Clifton silicone mask (the wig was being stitched directly on to the mask) and have him make a slight alteration on my trigger mechanism for the Oscar the Grouch puppet I\u2019m making. Little by little I\u2019m getting this finished. I got home and did some work, had dinner with friends, and then came home to nap. When I got up I wrote out Wally\u2019s Week. I didn\u2019t have any auditions, because Monday was the MLK holiday.<\/p>\n

Tuesday the 21st \u2013 VAC FACTS! –<\/span> At noon I met my pal Croix Provence at Jerry\u2019s Famous Deli for lunch. I met her on the recent movie shoot I did, and she\u2019s very interested in Voice Over work. She\u2019s managed several Voice Actors for convention appearances in the past, so I wanted to pick her brain for our upcoming Voices Against Cancer event coming up in Sioux Falls, South Dakota on May 27th. As I put together the operating protocols for the event I wanted to pick her brain about ways to accomplish certain things. After our lunch I went to my local UPS store to mail back the Mary Kay cosmetics that were sent to me because of the person who hacked my credit card. On the way into the store, I saw my old pal Michael Reagan; son of President Ronald Reagan. We used to see each other in the hallways at Premiere Radio Network all the time when he was doing his syndicated talk show and I was doing radio comedy. He\u2019s a really nice guy, and the first thing he always asks when he sees me is, \u201cHow are the folks?\u201d My parents have met him several times and he really likes them. (But then again, most everybody who has met my parents DO like them!) I drove home and worked all afternoon on the protocols and procedures for the VAC event, and enjoyed the cloudy, gloomy day. I spoke with my pal Dr. Doom back in Sioux Falls, my co-producer on the VAC event, and we chatted about a lot of things. I did some auditions, and then made some spaghetti and watched \u201cThe Mod Squad\u201d before bed.<\/p>\n

Wednesday the 22nd \u2013 A PUPPET REVELATION! \u2013<\/span> I enjoyed the gorgeous day off by walking over to Panera to meet my pal Edi for lunch. I picked up a few things at CVS, and then walked over to the hardware store to get some tiny nylon washers for my Oscar the Grouch eye mechanism. I went back home and did some more writing for the VAC protocols and procedures, and then took a nap. When I awoke I had a revelation about the Oscar the Grouch eye mechanism I had been working on. The little trigger mechanism I had made, based on a toggle bolt, was going to need a level, even pull on the back to make the eyelids frown. Because of the angle that the trigger mechanism moved from upwards to downwards position, I didn\u2019t think I would be able to achieve a level pull. While I needed a straight \u201cup and down\u201d pull to manipulate the eyelids, this mechanism was back when it was up, and forward when it was down; something that clearly wouldn\u2019t work for my purposes. So the device I had literally spent half four months working on, simply won\u2019t work for my needs. Rats. So I went back to the drawing board to re-invent something new that would work. I had a ton of auditions, so I spent several hours recording those. I drove to Denny\u2019s to get some food to go, and watched another \u201cMod Squad\u201d before bed.<\/p>\n

Thursday the 23rd \u2013 MY RING\u2026MY PRECIOUS! \u2013<\/span> After giving it some careful thought, I realized that the original Oscar mechanism was probably nothing more than a small ring that went around Carroll Spinney\u2019s middle finger so he could raise and lower the eyebrows that way. It\u2019s so beautifully simple! I had spent months overthinking the process, when it was all so simple all this time! Instead of a spring-loaded mechanism like a toggle bolt, the finger ITSELF would work as the spring \u2013 manipulating the eyebrow mechanism up and down. EUREKA! Now to find the perfect O ring that could be tied into the wires leading from the back of the eyelids! The hardware store had NOTHING that I needed, so I went to Kit Kraft and found a few things that could work. Then I started thinking about just making a suitable O ring out of wire myself that would work nicely. I haven\u2019t decided how I\u2019m going to do that yet, but I\u2019m giving it some more thought. It was a gorgeous day for a walk, and when I got home I started working on the Oscar eyelids. I put armature wire on the eyelid forms and attached them with strips of leather and Barge glue. I sanded the edges of the eyelids so they would be nice and smooth. I ended up making two pair of Oscar eyes, a \u201cpull-tab\u201d system with wires running through the eye pieces and around the outside front of the pieces, and a \u201cmechanical\u201d system that involved only bolts, nylon washers and nuts to move the eyelid pieces. I may make two Oscar heads (the foam part of the face is the easy part) just to see which one works better. I took Roxy over to Paty\u2019s so we could get a late lunch, and I could go to my mailbox and pick up my sampler books that had come in from Shutterfly. My attorney will be going to Toy Fair this February to discuss my kid\u2019s book and toy project, and I wanted her to have plenty of sampler books to hand out while she was there. As Roxy and I sat on Paty\u2019s patio, I heard the Julian Lennon song \u201cToo Late for Goodbyes\u201d on the overhead sound system. It brought back good memories of when I did a parody of that song for the \u201cDr. Demento Show\u201d called \u201cToo Late to Get Fries.\u201d During the chorus I quietly sang to myself, \u201cWell it\u2019s much too late to get fries.\u201d I got home and had a lot of work to do. I needed to bring my big ladder up from the garage to dust the top of my video cabinet, fix the antennae on my Ant Man helmet, and replace a bulb in my upstairs lighting system. It was a lot of work, but when it was all done, it was very satisfying. I did a bunch of auditions, and then took a nap. When I got up I dusted my video cabinet and put the ladder back downstairs. I fed the kids, cleaned up for the maids, and hit the hay.<\/p>\n

Friday the 24th \u2013 LEG PROBLEMS! \u2013<\/span> My maids were due at noon, so I got up just before then and walked Roxy out in the courtyard of our complex. One of my neighbors said her husband was having trouble standing up and she wasn\u2019t strong enough to help him. She asked if I would assist. I had another neighbor take Roxy back to my house and I went in to help. I got him lifted up into a rolling chair and then headed home to let the maids in. The mail came and my credit card statement arrived. I saw all of the $7,000+ worth of charges that had been charged to my card by the thief who hacked it. $4,000 had already been forgiven by the credit card company, but there were still another $3,000 that had yet to be removed. Later in the afternoon my buddy Nick Simon and his son Henry came over for a tour of Planet Wallywood. Nick is a successful writer and director who also hails from South Dakota originally. When the left I did more work on my puppet eyes. When I got sleepy I took a quick nap on the couch, and then got up later to finish the puppet eyes and their unique mechanisms. I\u2019m still thinking about ways to work the O ring into the system, but that will come later. I did some work around the house, made some hot dogs on the grill, and enjoyed another \u201cMod Squad\u201d episode before bed.<\/p>\n

Saturday the 25th \u2013 UP FOR \u2018PUPPET UP!\u2019-<\/span> My pal Tuesday Knight and her mom met me for lunch at Jerry\u2019s Famous Deli so she could offer advice on which of my headshots I should have retouched for agents and managers. Now that I\u2019ve decided to endeavor more into the field of on-camera work, I need to have some good headshots to show around. I stopped over to Rusty\u2019s to get some more supplements for Roxy. Now that she\u2019s 11, she\u2019s experiencing some back leg tremors and muscle weakness. I have an appointment to take her to the vet next week to see if there\u2019s anything we can do for her to prevent that, or if it\u2019s just old age. I went inside and fed the kids and got cleaned up for \u201cPuppet Up!\u201d Every six months or so, The Henson Studios in Hollywood stage an improv comedy show that\u2019s hilarious. For an additional charge you can also get a tour of the legendary studio and meet Brian Henson himself! Each table comes with six chairs, so I bought the entire table for the 9pm show on Saturday the 25th when the tickets went on sale. Fellow Voice Actor Secunda Wood came by at 6 so we could carpool over to the studio in Hollywood with my friends Scott and Vickie Sebring. We would meet our friends Officer Mark and Miss Connie at the studio. We were all very fired up to see the show. It was pure magic being on that lot. It was started by Charlie Chaplin back in 1917, and then owned by Red Skelton, and then sold to A&M Records back in 1962. The recording studio on that lot was responsible for some of the greatest musical acts to come out of the 60\u2019s, 70\u2019s and 80\u2019s. Peter Frampton, Pablo Cruise, Janet Jackson, Supertramp, The Carpenters, the Police, Captain and Tennille, .38 Special, Styx, The Brothers Johnson, Rita Coolidge, and more \u2013 all came out of that studio! Not to mention that the studio played host to the recording of \u201cWe Are the World\u201d back in 1985! The Henson Company bought the lot in 1999. We were standing on hallowed ground for the creative spirit! The tours were running late, so by the time our group got the tour they had to rush it a little bit. So while we were able to get a picture with Brian Henson, we were rushed out fairly quickly because the show was about to start. The show was amazing as usual (you never see the same show twice!) and afterwards I saw my pals Drew Massey and Grant Baciocco. Grant had puppeteered in the show we saw, and while Drew performs in the show as well, that night he was there as a spectator. I got the opportunity to show Brian Henson something I thought he\u2019d get a kick out of. Back in 1980 to 1982 I was puppeteering all around Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I had dreamed of being a Muppet Performer since I was in 5th grade, working hard to adopt their puppeteering style and their type of voices, and then later striving to master their building techniques as a young adult. I made several Muppet replicas that I would take around town and perform for kids in hospitals, parks, art shows \u2013 virtually anywhere that would have me! At 19 I got the idea to do a video as a class project to send as an audition tape to the Muppet organization called HA! (Henson Associates) in New York. I sent the tape along with several photos of my work to the company, but when an envelope arrived at my house with the bright green HA! logo on it, I thought, \u201cTHIS IS IT! MY JOB OFFER!\u201d But what arrived was a Cease and Desist document from a lawyer named Steven M. Weinberg. Apparently they mistook my efforts as a copyright threat, and not an audition tape. Now mind you, I wasn\u2019t making these puppets for any other reason than to hopefully gain a future with Mr. Henson and company. I didn\u2019t make them and sell them. I used them to perform around town for charity events to gain the necessary experience I would need to move to the next level in my desired career. Being a scared 19 year old who didn\u2019t understand what a Cease and Desist was, I didn\u2019t reply. I just kept the documents as a souvenir and wrote off my dream of ever becoming a Muppet Performer. When I briefly explained what I had to Brian Henson, he started to chuckle. I believe he thought it was novel that I had kept it all these years. He looked at it and said, \u201cWho signed it?\u201d He turned it over to see the second page and saw the attorney\u2019s signature and he said, \u201cOH STEVE!\u201d The scary attorney, who frightened a young 19 year old aspiring puppeteer with his scary C&D, was simply known to Brian Henson as \u201cSteve.\u201d Now I was the one chuckling. Oh yeah, Steve! The guy who single-handedly shattered the puppeteering dreams of a young Midwestern boy in the 80\u2019s! Brian signed it for me and our group took off to enjoy pancakes at the local DuPar\u2019s. Since the DuPar\u2019s we used to frequent in the valley has long since closed, it sure was a treat to enjoy those fluffy pancakes again! What a magnificent evening! Reflecting back on the C&D I received, it was a totally different day back then. Today, you see people with their homemade Muppets all over the place on the internet, and sometimes they\u2019re not using them very respectfully. You can easily go on eBay or Facebook and find any number of puppet makers creating Muppet replicas for sale on any given day. But back in 1982, a fuzzy-haired kid from South Dakota was their target. Oh well, it wasn\u2019t meant to be, I guess. EPILOGUE: The funny thing is, while speaking with Grant after the show, we started talking about the great Stan Freberg. He had met Stan several times in his career, and I had worked with Stan many times on \u201cThe Garfield Show.\u201d Grant told me that in the early days of the Muppets, Jim Henson and Frank Oz would \u201cpuppet sync\u201d to Stan\u2019s comedy records on TV. Stan had to send Jim and Frank and Cease and Desist letter (I wonder if Stan\u2019s lawyer was named Steve too?) to prevent them from using his music and comedy tracks any longer. But Jim invited Stan to the studio for a visit, and after Stan fell in love with Jim and company all was forgiven. I thought that was a great story! Even Jim Henson himself got a Cease and Desist\u2026from my old pal Stan Freberg! So I guess I’m in good company!<\/p>\n

Sunday the 26th \u2013 I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU! \u2013<\/span> Mid-afternoon, when I got ready for evening church, I was pretty darned tired. I drove over to pick up my \u201cadopted grandma\u201d Shirley for evening church, and then we went to Barone\u2019s for some delicious food. I went home and went to bed for a nap. I was exhausted! I got up to do a bunch of auditions, and do some more work on my Oscar eyes. I DARE \u201cSteve\u201d to hassle me now with another Cease and Desist. I\u2019d likely countersue on behalf of every cosplayer who ever attended a convention with a tribute costume, prop or puppet. I have more resolve than ever to make the Muppet replicas I want, and perform them anyway I feel. Though I\u2019m too old to become a puppeteer at this stage of my life, building and performing them is a beloved hobby of mine. It always has been, it always will be. I finished up two complete pair of Oscar eyes with very different manipulation procedures. My goal is to make two different heads, and finish the one I like the best. I measured, measured again, cut, and sanded them so they\u2019d be really to implement into the foam heads. I have one foam head that I\u2019ve finished (though I\u2019ll probably have to end up removing the toggle mechanism I built in favor of a simpler \u201cring\u201d system) and I\u2019m going to make a second one in the coming days. It\u2019s quite easy to make the face portion, so it won\u2019t be very difficult. I\u2019m VERY happy with how this whole thing is coming out, and I hope to have Oscar ready in time for Wondercon in April! But I noticed that my voice was very rough, and I have no upper range. I think I ate before bed too many times last week and the acid reflux probably burned my vocal cords and inflamed them. I try to watch that, but sometimes I get lazy and eat before bed. BAD THING TO DO! You should never eat later than 3 hours before going to bed for this very reason. I guess I need to start being a little more diligent about this again. Whole grain cereals, oatmeal, apples, milk, yogurt, bananas, etc. \u2013 are all foods that are OK to eat before bed. But I was eating spaghetti, hot dogs, pizza, etc. last week before bed. No wonder my voice is rough. It will take several days for the inflammation on my vocal cords to completely subside. I have to get serious about this if I\u2019m going to prevent this from happening again.<\/p>\n

And how was YOUR week??!!<\/p>\n

PIX FROM THE WEEK<\/p>\n

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Being on the Henson lot is magical!<\/p><\/div>\n

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I’m thinking of starting a new band called “Wally and the Weiners!”<\/p><\/div>\n

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It’s amazing to think of all the magic that was created here!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Behind me, is the vault that used to keep masters from A&M Records. Before that, Charlie Chaplin kept all his films locked within! Above me is Carol from “Where The Wild Things Are.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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I must’ve seen “The Dark Crystal” at least 100 times! In their reception area, they have one of the original “DC” Muppets.<\/p><\/div>\n

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This beautiful hand-painted mural used to be in the Henson Studios in New York but was transported out here to be in their Los Angeles location.<\/p><\/div>\n

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At the end of the tour we got to meet Brian Henson in his office!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Patrick Bristow is the host for the evening’s insanity!<\/p><\/div>\n

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One of the improv games is when the puppets act out a couple’s first date. The real couple stands to the side and either approves or disapproves of how accurate the scene depicts their first date.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Brian Henson joins the team and personally coaches a volunteer from the audience who to puppeteer.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I totally enjoy this show…<\/p><\/div>\n

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…and my souvenir Brian Henson-SIGNED wiener!<\/p><\/div>\n

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A highlight of the show was the recreation of the famous “Java” bit. The puppeteers are on the left, and on the right is the big screen showing the audience only what the camera sees.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Showing Brian Henson my souvenir Cease and Desist letter…<\/p><\/div>\n

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…and having a laugh at the expense of good ol’ Steve the Attorney.<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wallysweek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8945\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}