{"id":7962,"date":"2019-05-28T13:05:05","date_gmt":"2019-05-28T13:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/?p=7962"},"modified":"2019-06-04T13:35:40","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T13:35:40","slug":"may-28-june-2-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/may-28-june-2-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"May 28 &#8211; June 2 (2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 fusion-flex-container nonhundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"--awb-border-radius-top-left:0px;--awb-border-radius-top-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-left:0px;--awb-flex-wrap:wrap;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row fusion-flex-align-items-flex-start fusion-flex-content-wrap\" style=\"max-width:calc( 1250px + 0px );margin-left: calc(-0px \/ 2 );margin-right: calc(-0px \/ 2 );\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-flex-column\" style=\"--awb-bg-size:cover;--awb-width-large:100%;--awb-margin-top-large:0px;--awb-spacing-right-large:0px;--awb-margin-bottom-large:0px;--awb-spacing-left-large:0px;--awb-width-medium:100%;--awb-spacing-right-medium:0px;--awb-spacing-left-medium:0px;--awb-width-small:100%;--awb-spacing-right-small:0px;--awb-spacing-left-small:0px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-column-has-shadow fusion-flex-justify-content-flex-start fusion-content-layout-column\"><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-1\"><h3>RANDOM PIC OF THE WEEK<\/h3>\n<p>Really? Somebody got paid to write this? Gee&#8230;now I wonder why Johnny Cash refused to perform these days. Any ideas? (Good grief!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-600 wp-image-7963\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-600x650.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-200x217.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-400x434.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-461x500.jpg 461w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-500x542.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-600x650.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-700x759.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-768x833.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-800x867.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00-945x1024.jpg 945w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_00.jpg 1107w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/humming\/humming.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"54\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;During one of my walks this past week, an old 90&#8217;s tune by the Squirrel Nut Zippers came on my iPod and had me dancing along down the street. I love this song in so many ways, for so many reasons. Have you ever heard a song and as you listened to it you could see the accompanying music video in your mind&#8217;s eye? The music video you&#8217;d like to produce for the song if you had the money and the time? Even before there was such a thing as &#8220;music videos&#8221; I used to dream up videos in my head to go along with the songs. I had a good one in mind for &#8220;Band on the Run&#8221; when I was a kid. I also had a great one for &#8220;Brandy&#8221; as well! But &#8220;Hell&#8221; by the Squirrel Nut Zippers should have a video consisting of stop-motion, animated characters that all have cartoony, tormented faces&#8230;especially when the chorus comes up &#8220;In the afterlife. You will be headed for such serious strife.&#8221; I still laugh when I hear the song and see the video in my mind. But for now, here&#8217;s the official video that came out in the 90&#8217;s. Enjoy&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Hell.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode\"><iframe title=\"Squirrel Nut Zippers &quot;Hell&quot; - Music Video directed by Norwood Cheek and Grady Cooper\" width=\"1250\" height=\"938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yS2IBMQIjDo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<hr>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Tuesday the 28th \u2013 BACK TO BIZ! \u2013<\/span> After a nice, relaxing, extended weekend in Palm Springs, it was time to get back to business. The day started just after noon when I drove over to Enterprise to return my SUV. I walked home, cleaned up, and headed over to my mailbox to ship some stuff. Then I went to Bang Zoom to do another 3 hour session on the digital assistant project that\u2019s been on-going for about 3 years now. After we wrapped, I headed to my seamstress Shelley\u2019s house to pick up some stuff she had been working on for me that relates to my kid\u2019s book project I\u2019m working on. I needed this particular piece so I could get it photographed this week and implemented into a booklet that I\u2019ll be taking to Las Vegas next week for the Licensing Expo. It\u2019ll be the first time I\u2019ve ever been to something like this and I\u2019m very excited to go. My trademark attorney Stephanie suggested that I fly out for a day and see what it\u2019s all about. I got back home and recorded an audition, and then I met my pal Sara at Jerry\u2019s Famous Deli for some dinner. I got back home to grab a short nap, and got up later to do Wally\u2019s Week. I paid some bills and made my plan for a very busy week. I was rested, relaxed and ready!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Wednesday the 29th \u2013 IS THERE NO TRUTH IN TOOTH?! \u2013<\/span> The bad news that started my day was a call from my dentist\u2019s office. My arduous 2 year sojourn was about to come to an end! I would be getting the crown on my implant on Thursday! I would finally have a tooth back there! But the dental office called and said they\u2019d have to postpone the procedure more than a week because \u201ca part hadn\u2019t come in.\u201d I felt like the Six Million Dollar Man. A part?! For cryin\u2019 out loud, I\u2019ve been enduring this for years! Didn\u2019t they know enough to order the part several months ago? Oh well. I\u2019ve waited this long, I can wait another week I guess. So I made an appointment for the 11th and I\u2019ll get it then. Then when I went to the car wash to get my filthy Mustang washed (all the rain had made it really gross) the line to get in was considerable. Worse yet, the line wasn\u2019t moving. So I pulled away and headed to another car wash I knew about in Sherman Oaks. After all, my eye doctor appointment was in Sherman Oaks at 3, so I\u2019d have to be down that way anyhow. While we were sitting there peacefully waiting for our cars to be finished, our little group of former dirty car owners were \u201centertained\u201d by some jackwad who thought he was Mr. Hollywood and VERY important. You know how people take their iPhones, put it on speaker and talk into it like it\u2019s a Star Trek communicator? And they talk VERY LOUDLY!!!??? Well, that was this jerkstick. \u201cYEAH, IT\u2019S A 20 MILLION DOLLAR SHOOT AND WE HAVE TO\u2026BLAH BLAH BLAH!\u201d Even though many of the group were shooting him dirty looks, he was too self-absorbed to realize what a cornhole he was being. Everyone was rolling their eyes. Some people. I sped off to my eye Dr. appointment and I realized that I had left my aluminum drink tumbler at the car wash. Good grief! I left my sunglasses in the SUV when I turned it in to Enterprise, I found out later I left my shower head in the hotel room in Palm Springs, and now this. What the hell is happening to my memory!? But the good news was that Dr. Dodge (an awesome guy) told me my eyes were in perfect shape and I just needed readers. (That, I already knew) The lady in the glasses department said I really didn\u2019t need anything custom, because the prescription in both my eyes was so close, I could just keep on using the cheapie readers I could buy at CVS. My left eye is 2.75 and my right eye is 2.00. If they had been more than a point apart (I think the word she used was a \u201cdioptic\u201d) then I would have needed something custom. I\u2019m sure the day will come when I will need something custom, but not today. She said to split the difference and get some 2.25 readers and I should be good. I got home and did a little work, and then headed to a hotel in Beverly Hills to meet the owners of a company that deals in the sale of collectibles. It was a private signing type of deal, and I signed about 250 Arkham Riddler photos, and 25 Tallest Red photos from Invader Zim. I was worried about sitting there signing my name 275 times; would my hand get tired? Would I get sloppy? But we had such a fun time sitting around telling stories that the time just flew by! I went to the store to get some groceries, and then I worked on pulling clips from old home movies for my folks\u2019 upcoming 60th anniversary celebration video. I napped on the couch, and then got up and worked on the video some more. I did some work on my kid\u2019s book project and got ready for my Vegas trip next week!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Thursday the 30th \u2013 ON A CLEAR DAAAAY!! \u2013<\/span> Since I had cleared my day in anticipation of the dental appointment, which ended up getting postponed, I decided to sleep late and enjoy the day. I walked over to CVS to buy some 2.25 readers, but JUST MY LUCK\u2026they didn\u2019t have any. They had 1.25, 2.00, 2.50, 2.75, 3.00, 3.25, etc. \u2013 but no 2.25. VERY strange! I picked up a cigar on the way home, fed the kids when I got back, and then gathered up my prototypes for my kid\u2019s project and headed to the church for a photo shoot. My pal Karl from church is a terrific graphic designer, and he agreed to do the layout for my kid\u2019s book project which I\u2019ll be showing off next week in Vegas. But part of the layout involved taking pictures of the accompanying prototype toys that will be included with the book pitch. We finished up and I headed back home. I took a short nap and got up later to do some more work picking out photos and video clips for my folks\u2019 anniversary video. In fact, I worked all night filling up a folder that I\u2019ll send to my pal Scott Sebring so he can edit it all together. Then I hit the hay.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Friday the 31st \u2013 FRIED DAY! \u2013<\/span> Whew! I had been so busy, I was glad it was finally Friday! I got up at 2 to get ready and do a session for the \u201cBoruto\u201d cartoon at Studiopolis. Since I haven\u2019t figured out how to clone myself yet, or find a way to be in two places at once, I had my housesitter Ariel come over to stay with the pets and let the maids in at 3:30 while I was at the session. By the time we finished the short session and I got back home, the maids were just finishing up and Ariel went off to her other job. Perfect timing! I did some work on the computer, and then went to Jerry\u2019s Famous Deli to have dinner with my friend Briana. She\u2019s an expert in the world of \u201cgeekdom\u201d so I was picking her brain a bit about a lot of things; autograph shows, my kids\u2019 book project, etc. I got back home and did a little work and then napped. I got up later to do some more work. Normally, I liked to make some food and watch some old TV shows on DVD before bed, but I\u2019m changing my routine a bit to see if I can lose a few pounds. And eating before sleeping isn\u2019t a very good idea if you\u2019re looking to fit into some leather pants for an upcoming event. So after I had a small meal, I did more work and eventually went to bed.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Saturday the 1st \u2013 TO DYE FOR! \u2013<\/span> In addition to watching my meals (the size of the meals and the timing in which I enjoy them) I\u2019m also trying to do as much walking as I can. Why drive when I can walk? I walked down to my stylist Andie\u2019s place to get a touch up on my color before my trip to Las Vegas. Then I walked back, got cleaned up and got ready for movie night. It was a great time with great friends watching a movie that just came out on DVD called \u201cA Dog\u2019s Way Home.\u201d Though it was written by the same author who wrote \u201cA Dog\u2019s Journey,\u201d it wasn\u2019t a sequel. After everyone left my pals James and Officer Mark stayed to chat. We turned on the TV and I surfed through the channels. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 5000 channels and nothing to watch. The best thing we found was an infomercial for a Time-Life set of CDs featuring some of the best 70\u2019s and 80\u2019s soft rock. When the infomercials are more entertaining than anything you can find on TV, it\u2019s time to maybe rethink getting rid of DirecTV! Pretty sad. I took a short nap, and then got up later to straighten up the house, make my traditional Saturday Night Super Salad and watch an old episode of \u201cSNL\u201d from the season 4 DVD set. I allow myself 2 nights of eating and TV watching before bed. After all, I can\u2019t just go \u201ccold turkey!\u201d As I was walking Roxy before I turned in around 9am, I noticed that the baby Mourning Dove in the nest outside my patio was there all by itself. I hadn\u2019t seen the parents in a while, and the baby was now HUGE and took up the entire, small nest. Is this nature\u2019s way of getting them out of the nest and out on their own? By using the power of hunger? I was hoping the baby would be OK, even though it seems to double in size every day!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sunday the 2nd \u2013 DOWN TO THE WIRE! \u2013<\/span> When I got up at 4 in the afternoon, I had a lot of e-mails from Karl, the graphic designer for our kid\u2019s project. There were a lot of little changes, nudges and nitpicky things we needed to go over, now that we were getting close to the end. My attorney Stephanie needed the full presentation done by first thing Monday morning so she could file it with the copyright office before SHE goes to Las Vegas for the Expo. I was running short on time, though. I had to meet my \u2018adopted grandma\u2019 Shirley and my friend Edi at church and I was running late. Roxy and I literally jogged over to the church and got there just before Pastor Louise delivered her message for the week. Whew! After the service we all met at Paty\u2019s for dinner on the patio. Edi had her dog Bunny along, and I took Roxy along too. We met a very nice couple who were fawning all over the dogs. Come to find out they\u2019re from Minnesota, and out here visiting their new grandbaby. They said their names were Martha and Bruce, and we talked all about Minnesota, South Dakota, and told a lot of stories about the old Minnesota Twins baseball team. What fun! I picked up the mail at my box and then went home to get on-line and do more work with Karl, and see what he had come up with while I was away. I did my auditions which were due Monday morning and took a short nap. When I got up, Karl had completed all the pages in our presentation \u201cdeck\u201d and I was over the moon. They looked fantastic! I did some small graphic tweaking on one of the images, but they were all ready to rock! I took Roxy out on our late night stroll through the neighborhood and celebrated with a really good cigar! I came back inside, made a Chef Boyardee pizza-in-a-box and watched a few episodes of \u201cTaxi\u201d before bed. (Since I\u2019d be gone during my second cheat night this week, I figured I\u2019d do it now) The next few weeks would be filled with activity; Las Vegas, seeing a show at the Muppet studio in Hollywood, an interview for a documentary, a day-long signing at Robo Toy Fest in Pasadena, a few more sessions, my postponed dental appointment to get my new tooth, a Sons of the Desert meeting, and of course my upcoming trip to South Dakota to help my parents celebrate their 60th anniversary! It\u2019s going to be a whirlwind over the next few weeks! Strap in!!<\/p>\n<p>And how was YOUR week??!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PIX FROM THE WEEK<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7964\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7964\" class=\"size-600 wp-image-7964\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-600x449.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-500x374.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-600x449.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-700x524.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-800x599.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01-1024x766.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_01.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7964\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here are a few shots of the Mourning Dove family in the tree outside my patio. Mom, Dad and baby were all there. But now mom and dad have taken off leaving baby all to herself. Though they&#8217;re cleverly camouflaged, can you pick them out?<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-600 wp-image-7965\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-600x374.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-200x125.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-400x249.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-500x312.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-600x374.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-700x436.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-768x479.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-800x499.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02-1024x638.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_02.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-600 wp-image-7966\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-600x409.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-200x136.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-400x272.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-500x340.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-600x409.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-700x477.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-768x523.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-800x545.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03-1024x697.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_03.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_7967\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7967\" class=\"size-600 wp-image-7967\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-600x521.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-200x174.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-400x347.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-500x434.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-600x521.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-700x607.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-768x666.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-800x694.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04-1024x888.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_04.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7967\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I was really sad to hear about the passing of Leon Redbone this week. I had met him in 1986 during a week-long trip to LA. We were both guests on the Dr. Demento Show at the Westwood One Radio Network!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_7968\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7968\" class=\"size-600 wp-image-7968\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-700x525.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-800x600.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_05.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7968\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They used to put those drops in your eyes to dilate the pupils so the eye Dr. could gaze deeply into your eyes. Now they take a super duper digital image that shows him the inside of your entire eyeball! FANTASTIC! Here are my delightful little orbs!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_7969\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7969\" class=\"size-600 wp-image-7969\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-600x450.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-200x150.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-400x300.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-500x375.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-600x450.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-700x525.jpeg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-800x600.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/ww_20190528_06.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7969\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">For some reason my cat Spooky has taken a keen interest in reading my e-mails. Hmmm&#8230;maybe THAT explains all those off credit card purchases lately.<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7966,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wallysweek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7962\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}