{"id":2974,"date":"2016-04-11T12:12:53","date_gmt":"2016-04-11T19:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2019-04-26T17:43:41","modified_gmt":"2019-04-26T17:43:41","slug":"april-11-april-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/april-11-april-17\/","title":{"rendered":"April 11 &#8211; April 17 (2016)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 fusion-flex-container nonhundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"--awb-border-radius-top-left:0px;--awb-border-radius-top-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-right:0px;--awb-border-radius-bottom-left:0px;--awb-flex-wrap:wrap;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row fusion-flex-align-items-flex-start fusion-flex-content-wrap\" style=\"max-width:calc( 1250px + 0px );margin-left: calc(-0px \/ 2 );margin-right: calc(-0px \/ 2 );\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-flex-column\" style=\"--awb-bg-size:cover;--awb-width-large:100%;--awb-margin-top-large:0px;--awb-spacing-right-large:0px;--awb-margin-bottom-large:0px;--awb-spacing-left-large:0px;--awb-width-medium:100%;--awb-spacing-right-medium:0px;--awb-spacing-left-medium:0px;--awb-width-small:100%;--awb-spacing-right-small:0px;--awb-spacing-left-small:0px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-justify-content-flex-start fusion-content-layout-column\"><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-1\"><h3>RANDOM PIC OF THE WEEK<\/h3>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a great shot of my dad in the Army&#8230;circa mid to late 1950&#8217;s!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2975\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_0.jpg\" alt=\"ww_20160411_0\" width=\"500\" height=\"489\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_0-300x293.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_0-500x489.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_0.jpg 662w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/humming\/humming.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"54\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Since I had been rehearsing Van Morrison&#8217;s <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;Have I Told You Lately&#8221;<\/span> all week to sing at church on Sunday, that&#8217;s the song that&#8217;s been taking up the majority of my headspace.&nbsp; Not only is this a great song, but the video is gorgeous as well! Enjoy!<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode\"><iframe title=\"Van Morrison - Have I Told You Lately\" width=\"1250\" height=\"938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J789GId1kaY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Monday the 11th \u2013 I FEEL LIKE A JUNKIE! JONESING HARD! \u2013<\/span> Just before noon I got up to find a last-minute audition in my inbox.&nbsp; I recorded it and sent it over to my agents.&nbsp; While I\u2019m in Sioux Falls visiting family in a few weeks, I\u2019ll be doing an in-store signing at Rainbow Comics and Cards; a collectible store there.&nbsp; My niece\u2019s boyfriend works there and asked if I could work out a time to go in and sign a few things for people.&nbsp; It\u2019ll be a lot of fun.&nbsp; So I sent over some photos of my animated characters that they could print up for their customers.&nbsp; I went over to my pal Bruce Kulick\u2019s house so he could put a few guitar licks on a new song we\u2019re working on.&nbsp; I won\u2019t tell you anything about it at this point, but it will tie in quite nicely to the upcoming Memorial Day holiday.&nbsp; Stay tuned!&nbsp; It was fun watching him work, as he simply sat on his couch with his iPad, his guitar plugged into a small interface, with a small speaker box.&nbsp; What used to take racks and racks of studio gear in a huge studio with expensive hourly rates can now be done in the comfort of one\u2019s home on their coffee table. Unbelievable!&nbsp; He downloaded the finished tracks on to my flash drive and I was on my way.&nbsp;&nbsp; I went home to prep a bank deposit, and got a call from my pal Mike at Studiopolis that a check was waiting for me there.&nbsp; Before I finalized my deposit I biked over on my bicycle to pick up the check, then biked back home and scanned it for deposit.&nbsp; Just in the nick of time!&nbsp; I biked over to Voice Trax West to dump the audio files from my flash drive into their system for mixing.&nbsp; Then I stopped by the bank to make my deposit.&nbsp; I dropped by McDonald\u2019s to get some quick lunch and enjoy the day.&nbsp; It was nice sitting there outside on a gorgeous afternoon; eating and watching the world go by.&nbsp; It truly was a fantastic day!&nbsp; I got back home and packed my cat Spooky into his carrying case.&nbsp; His nails had gotten quite long and he was in need of a manicure.&nbsp; I drove him over to Rusty\u2019s Pets for a trim, than came back home to rest.&nbsp; But I was jones-ing hard for another Palm Springs trip.&nbsp; I was really in the mood!&nbsp; I called the Hyatt to see if my regular room was available for later in the week, and they said it was.&nbsp; Now to get on-line and make my reservation.&nbsp; But egads!&nbsp; The room rates were TWICE what they normally were!&nbsp; I called to inquire as to the reason why and they said it was Coachella week.&nbsp; Coachella is a huge concert\/festival in the desert done two weekends in a row in the Palm Springs area.&nbsp; It attracts people from all over, and the hotels can gouge\u2026ahem\u2026I mean\u2026adjust their prices accordingly to capitalize on the frenzy.&nbsp; So, not being one to enjoy throngs of drunken youngsters making for a noisy weekend, I took a pass at going to Palm Springs this week.&nbsp; I probably wouldn\u2019t have gotten much rest anyway.&nbsp; But I\u2019m sure missing my Palm Springs getaway.&nbsp; My sister and brother-in-law will be there for a business conference the second week of May, so we agreed to meet there then.&nbsp; It\u2019s about a month away, and trust me\u2026I\u2019m counting the day!&nbsp; My birthday week in early May will be a mix of blessings.&nbsp; On one hand I\u2019ll get to go to Sioux Falls to see friends and family, see Paul McCartney in concert from a 4th row center seat, and enjoy some tasty food at the local ice cream stand called B&amp;G Milky Way.&nbsp; But then when I return I\u2019ll have to start prepping for my colonoscopy on the 9th.&nbsp; But then on the 11th I\u2019ll be on my way to Palm Springs for four days of paradise!&nbsp; I took a short nap, and then got up later to type out Wally\u2019s Week and do my nightly auditions.&nbsp; I made some dinner and finished watching the \u201cBatman\u201d TV series on Blu Ray.&nbsp; That\u2019s all, folks!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Tuesday the 12th \u2013 YOU DON\u2019T KNOW BEANS! \u2013<\/span> Shortly after noon I got on the phone with my car insurance company who wanted to interview me about the January 16th theft of my Gran Torino from my buddy Bodie Stroud\u2019s shop.&nbsp; When I finished talking to her I called Bodie and told him about it.&nbsp; I loaded up one of my giant beanbag chairs in my Mustang and headed to Foam Mart in Burbank.&nbsp; After several years of many guests enjoying the comfort of my beanbag chairs during our Planet Wallywood movie nights, the beans in them had started to compress.&nbsp; And the beanbag chairs were looking kind of flaccid, and they weren\u2019t offering much support&nbsp; Since I can\u2019t fit them all in my car at the same time I\u2019m going to take them over one at a time.&nbsp; As we opened the beanbag chair I was noticing several tears and rips.&nbsp; One tear I had patched a long time ago was coming off and the rip was getting longer.&nbsp; There were all sorts of little tears that I hadn\u2019t noticed before near the seam lines.&nbsp; So I think it was time to call it a day on that one.&nbsp; But the kind staff helped me extract all of the beans from the chair so we could use those to fill the remaining chairs.&nbsp; (Kind of like the beanbag chair version of being an organ donor I guess!)&nbsp; We filled up one and a half big garbage bags.&nbsp; I also bought a new beanbag chair to replace it, so my car was packed full of stuff!&nbsp; I put the top down so I would be able to see traffic to my right and behind me.&nbsp; I stopped by Taco Bell to get some food and then headed home.&nbsp; I worked around the house for a bit, grabbed a nap, and then got up later to do my nightly auditions.&nbsp; I did a little more work and then had a bowl of cereal before bed.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Wednesday the 13th \u2013 RUN, HIDE, FIGHT! \u2013<\/span> I hopped on my bicycle and rode over to the LAPD North Hollywood Station for a noon seminar that was being held for area churches.&nbsp; The subject dealt with LAPD recommended procedures for dealing with an \u201cActive Shooter\u201d in your church.&nbsp; I learned several good things and asked a lot of questions.&nbsp; Their program is called Run, Hide, Fight.&nbsp; Those are the things you should do IN THAT ORDER if you are confronted with an active shooter in your office or church.&nbsp; RUN \u2013 get out of the building at all costs.&nbsp; If you can\u2019t then\u2026HIDE.&nbsp; Find someplace to hole up; preferably someplace that will be out of the visual scope of the shooter.&nbsp; And stay quiet.&nbsp; And if all else fails\u2026FIGHT!&nbsp; 62% of all active shooters are taken down by civilians.&nbsp; Learning how to improvise weapons in an office setting can save your life.&nbsp; Fire extinguishers are great for spraying the chemical in the shooter\u2019s eyes. And they make great blunt instruments once the shooter goes down (if you know what I mean).&nbsp; Scissors, coat racks, chairs, etc. can all be good weapons to use if you\u2019re confronted.&nbsp; I biked back home and then met my assistant Sara for lunch at the Studio Caf\u00e9.&nbsp; I biked back home and was bushed. I napped on the couch for a bit.&nbsp; Later that evening the crew for \u201cWacky Wally\u2019s Vintage Toys\u201d came by and started setting up for a quick shoot.&nbsp; There was a celebrity guest in town for a short period of time, so before she had to go back to New York we wanted to get an interview shot with her for an upcoming episode.&nbsp; Scott Sebring and Boz Adams got the lights and camera set up, while I rehearsed with the guest.&nbsp; The interview will be pre-taped and inserted into the episode later after we shoot it. Rebecca the make-up artist arrived and did my make-up.&nbsp; We got the interview wrapped up and in the can by 8:40 and my guest was on her way home. Perfect!&nbsp; But we had a few other pick-up shots to do so we continued setting up other shots.&nbsp; We wrapped up around midnight, and we got a lot of great footage!&nbsp; I sat down and did my auditions, fed and walked Roxy, and then settled in with some chili to start \u201cThe Munsters\u201d season 2 before bed!&nbsp; I realized with horror that I\u2019m running out of TV shows to watch.&nbsp; I have watched every single episode of every TV show I\u2019ve ever loved.&nbsp; After I finished up with \u201cLost in Space,\u201d \u201cThe Addams Family,\u201d and \u201cThe Munsters,\u201d I\u2019m out of stuff.&nbsp; Luckily \u201cThe Monkees\u201d will be out in June on Blu Ray, and I still have several more seasons of \u201cPee Wee\u2019s Playhouse\u201d to get through.&nbsp; But either I\u2019m going to have to start watching movies before bed, or I\u2019m going to revisit some TV shows I\u2019ve already seen.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Thursday the 14th \u2013 LAZY THURSDAY! \u2013<\/span> Based on the whirlwind days that started this week, I was in serious need of some z\u2019s!&nbsp; I didn\u2019t get up until 3, when my friend Jasmine came over to check in.&nbsp; After she left I went back to bed for more sleep from 5 to 9.&nbsp; It was very windy out, so it was a good day to stay in and do nothing.&nbsp; (The brisk wind plays havoc with my allergies!)&nbsp; I did a little work, and then plopped right back down on the couch and slept some more. When my body craves sleep like that, I usually like to listen to it.&nbsp; I did some auditions, and then got some food to go at Denny\u2019s and watched \u201cThe Munsters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Friday the 15th \u2013 I SPILLED THE BEANS! \u2013<\/span> It was much too windy to ride my bike to Voice Trax West for my American Airlines session at 2, so I drove my Mustang.&nbsp; With all the dust and pollen blowing around it would have been a real mess, given my allergies.&nbsp; I took a listen to a sample mix of the new song we\u2019re working on, and it sounded good. But it still needed a few tweaks.&nbsp; I finished the session and headed over to the post office to mail some bills.&nbsp; On my way home I got a call from my \u201cadopted grandma\u201d Shirley asking if I could take her to the post office so she could mail her taxes.&nbsp; So I swung by her house, picked her up, and headed right back to the post office to make sure her taxes were postmarked by April 15th.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t have the heart to tell her that they extended the deadline to April 18th this year.&nbsp; But we got some lunch at McDonald\u2019s and have fun chatting.&nbsp; I got back home to feed the pets, do a little work, and then clean up to meet my old friend Jacki at Barone\u2019s for dinner.&nbsp; But she was running late so I stopped into a furniture store to look around.&nbsp; I found four really great, colorful chairs that I wanted for my kitchen area.&nbsp; The chairs I had in there were starting to literally fall apart, so I figured these would make a great and colorful addition to my kitchen vibe.&nbsp; And somehow the salesman fit them all into my tiny little car. Unbelievable!&nbsp; I met with Jacki and we chatted over dinner for hours.&nbsp; I initially met her when she was visiting her cousin, my high school girlfriend Sherri, back in Aberdeen, South Dakota in 1977.&nbsp; I was 16 and Jackie was 14.&nbsp; Since Sherri and I were about to call it quits, she was nice enough to arrange a date for me with Jacki.&nbsp; But Jacki\u2019s parents were very strict and religious.&nbsp; So when they found out about Jacki\u2019s \u201cdate\u201d with a wild-haired 16 year old radio DJ, her mom came to the movie theater where we were enjoying a movie, and took her home!&nbsp; In the middle of the movie!&nbsp; We continued to stay in touch in the 70\u2019s, but in the early 90\u2019s she ended up out here in L.A. as an actress.&nbsp; We got together many times back then, most notably for a music video I did at a local cable station.&nbsp; At the time I was obsessed with \u201cThe Phantom of the Opera\u201d starring Michael Crawford.&nbsp; So I did a video of \u201cMusic of the Night\u201d with Jacki playing an entranced Christine.&nbsp; You can see it here:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-shortcode\"><iframe title=\"Wally Wingert performs &quot;The Music Of The Night&quot;\" width=\"1250\" height=\"938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rkAQGleMvf4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Though some of the comments by the peanut gallery are rather\u2026ahem\u2026rude\u2026I think it\u2019s still a fun video.&nbsp; After she left L.A. in the mid 90\u2019s I lost touch with her until just recently.&nbsp; She\u2019s back in town and she\u2019s teaching.&nbsp; Funny how life works!&nbsp; It\u2019s great to be back in touch again!&nbsp; On the way home I got some groceries (though very few, considering I didn\u2019t have much room left in my car!).&nbsp; I also stopped by to get some VERY expensive Scotch for a special guest we\u2019re having at movie night next week.&nbsp; That was the drink he requested.&nbsp; I got home and unpacked the groceries and the chairs.&nbsp; Then I got ambitious and decided to take those bags of beans and re-bean my flaccid beanbag chairs.&nbsp; The guy at Foam Mart warned me to have somebody help me, but I figured I\u2019d be OK.&nbsp; What does he know anyway, right?&nbsp; I would live to eat those words.&nbsp; And a lot of little Styrofoam beans!&nbsp; He suggested re-beaning the beanbags in the bathroom for easy clean up.&nbsp; Good idea.&nbsp; The first three of the four beanbags went pretty well. I clipped them to a hook in the wall, gingerly filled them with beans from the plastic garbage bags, and when they had been filled to the proper level, I zipped them back up again. Up to this point I incurred very little spillage.&nbsp; But it was that darn fourth one that ruined my night!&nbsp; Somehow the bag had popped out of the beanbag\u2019s opening as I was dumping the beans in, and little Styrofoam beans went flying all over my bathroom floor!&nbsp; And these little buggers are lighter than air, so you can\u2019t really rely on gravity to offer you much help.&nbsp; I figured it was time to feed the pets, so I took a break to figure out how I was going to clean up.&nbsp; I remember the guy at Foam Mart telling me I could just vacuum up any spilled beans.&nbsp; I have a great vacuum cleaner I call \u201cMarge\u201d (because of her resemblance to Marge Simpson\u2026this vacuum cleaner was actually a Christmas gift from the \u201cSimpsons\u201d crew one year!) and she has a removable tank instead of a bag.&nbsp; This would make it super easy.&nbsp; I sucked the beans, and when the tank got full I dumped it back into the bag.&nbsp; It took me about five tanks\u2019 worth to get all the beans cleaned up and rebagged.&nbsp; Then I was very careful to finish off the fourth and final beanbag chair so I wouldn\u2019t need Marge\u2019s assistance again.&nbsp; I got so enthusiastic, that I even took the liberty of refilling two beanbag footstools I had.&nbsp; All the beanbag chairs and footstools were fat and happy again!&nbsp;&nbsp; And THAT\u2019S how a swingin\u2019 L.A. bachelor spends his Friday nights!&nbsp; I reheated my Barone\u2019s pizza and ate it while watching \u201cThe Munsters\u201d before bed.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Saturday the 16th \u2013 HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAY! \u2013<\/span> Sara met me for a late lunch at Paty\u2019s in Toluca Lake around 3, and I also go the chance to check the mail at my box.&nbsp; I bought an original \u201cMighty Mouse\u201d 45 record on ebay and it arrived.&nbsp; I remember having this as a kid!&nbsp; How do I know it was THIS one?&nbsp; Because of the Farmer Alfalfa song on the flipside.&nbsp; I actually remembered a few of the lyrics of the song from when I was 4!&nbsp; I immediately put it on the record player and dubbed it to CD. I felt like I was four years old all over again!&nbsp; Strangely enough, I think this is the same kind of record that Andy Kaufman used for his \u201cMighty Mouse\u201d act.&nbsp; For movie night we watched one of my all-time favorites\u2026\u201dThe Best Little Whorehouse In Texas\u201d on Blu Ray.&nbsp; That movie makes me smile. Lots of good memories from back when the movie had just been released.&nbsp; My dad still talks about how much he loved Charles Durning\u2019s musical number \u201cSidestep.\u201d&nbsp; And seeing it again on Blu Ray, it\u2019s still just as brilliant!&nbsp; After movie night I did some cleaning and Sara came over to relax and have a bite to eat after she got off from her restaurant job.&nbsp; I printed up the lyrics to the song I\u2019d be singing at church the next day, and did some prep.&nbsp; I made my traditional Super Saturday Night salad and watched an episode of the old BBC show \u201cThe Avengers\u201d before be.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sunday the 17th \u2013 HOT SUN SUNDAY! \u2013<\/span> I threw off my covers at 1:30 in the afternoon. It was hot!&nbsp; I got up and turned on the air conditioning.&nbsp; I took Roxy out for a potty break and it was really warm out!&nbsp; Spring has sprung.&nbsp; We\u2019re in for a bit of a warm spell for a few days before it returns to more seasonal temps.&nbsp; I went back to bed until I had to be up for rehearsal at church at 4:45.&nbsp; I\u2019d be singing the Van Morrison song \u201cHave I Told You Lately\u201d with the band at the service.&nbsp; The song went very well, (the church band is absolutely amazing) and everyone seemed to enjoy it.&nbsp; When I got back home I got the first half of the edited music video for the new song we\u2019re doing from my pal Mark Fullerton.&nbsp; So far it was amazing!&nbsp; I can\u2019t wait to release this when it\u2019s all finished.&nbsp; I took a nap and then got up around midnight to organize some computer files and do other work around the house.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t have any auditions to do, so I figured I\u2019d start planning the details of my upcoming South Dakota trip.&nbsp; I composed my travel list and then called it a night.&nbsp; I made some hot dogs on the grill and watched \u201cThe Munsters\u201d before bed.&nbsp; I\u2019m loving the second season because they have the new and improved theme song.<\/p>\n<p>And how was YOUR week??!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">PIX FROM THE WEEK<\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_2976\" style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2976\" class=\"wp-image-2976\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1.jpg\" alt=\"Thing go well at first with the re-beaning process...\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1-700x933.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_1.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2976\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Thing go well at first with the re-beaning process&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2977\" style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2977\" class=\"wp-image-2977\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2.jpg\" alt=\"...then tragedy strikes! A literal \" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2-700x933.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_2.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2977\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8230;then tragedy strikes! A literal &#8220;hill of beans!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2978\" style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2978\" class=\"wp-image-2978\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3.jpg\" alt=\"But the mighty Marge takes good care of it all.\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3-700x933.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_3.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2978\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">But the mighty Marge takes good care of it all.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_2979\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2979\" class=\"wp-image-2979\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/wallysweek\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4.jpg\" alt=\"And the beanbag is looking fat and happy!\" width=\"500\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-500x498.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-700x698.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4-1024x1021.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/ww_20160411_4.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2979\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And the beanbag is looking fat and happy!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2975,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wallysweek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wallyontheweb.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}