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A brilliant entertainer/singer-songwriter/dancer/comedian named Warren McWarren hoped to break into show business with a television show he created for children called "Uncle Fuzzy's Far-Out Starship." The show was a ground-breaking media masterpiece and had great promise!

A sleazy television network programming executive (is that redundant?) named Benjamin Maloney learned about the show, but wanted to hand the starring role to his brother Mort instead. Mort needed the work to pay off numerous gambling debts, and Benjamin vowed to his dying mother that he would always look after his young, troubled brother Mort. If Mort didn't get money fast to pay off the debts, he'd soon be "sleeping with the fishes" in the Pacific Ocean.

After taking a meeting with Maloney, McWarren refused to sell the show to the network if he wasn't able to play the lead role himself. But months later, Warren was shocked to see a show on Maloney's network called "Uncle Morty's Way-Out Starship." The format of the show was virtually identical to McWarren's original concept! When Warren saw this he was furious!

Using his gifts with make-up, he disguised himself as one of Commander Morty's young cadets, and gained access to the set. When he spotted Benjamin at the studio comissary, he was able to pull him outside to have a conversation. McWarren knew that Maloney had a personal weakness for the young cadets on the show, and he used that vulnerability to his advantage.

Upon discarding his disguise, Maloney was shocked to see that it was in fact McWarren. Benjamin moved to have Warren thrown out immediately, but McWarren in turn threatened to tell the National Examiner newspaper about Maloney's affinity for the young male castmembers of his children's show. McWarren then demanded recompense for the theft of his TV show concept. But instead of payment, Maloney gave McWarren a blow to the head with a stray brick he found lying nearby. The blow to Warren's head killed him immediately.

Later that night, Maloney was able to dispose of McWarren's body in a far recess of the studio's backlot. Among the refuse, he found the only thing big enough to accomodate a body...a discarded refrigerator box. Maloney stuffed the body inside and made a hasty getaway.But the Guardians of Stolen Ideas were feeling frisky that night. In fact, they had been quite busy in Hollywood of late. But this particular night they worked extra hard to avenge an injustice. They sought to bring McWarren back to life, but their powers were limited. Instead, McWarren would now be a member of the legion of the "undead."

When he awoke, he clawed his way out of his refrigerator box, and made his way across the deserted streets of the studio's backlot. When he found a building that looked like a good refuge, he quickly went inside. He soon realized that he was in the studio's infamous "Soundstage 13," a stage that hadn't been used since a suicide occurred there in 1971. The soundstage was now considered bad luck, and legend had it that the building was haunted by the ghost of the suicide victim.

All throughout the 60's, television horror show host Al Cadaver was tops in latenight TV. Much to the delight of his audience, he would show the worst horror films ever made, and goof on them mercilessly. His ratings were through the roof, which is why no one could explain his mysterious suicide in 1971. Because rumors of hauntings and apparitions ran rampant, his set was left undisturbed to this very day.

The undead McWarren couldn't believe his eyes. He had watched Al Cadaver's show all throughout his childhood, and partially credited that show as the spark that ignited his own interest in performing for television. He spent hours looking through Al's rotting set pieces, his memorabilia, his research materials, his film collection, and his costumes. He decided that Stage 13 would be the perfect place for him to live out the remainder of his existence as a member of the Legion of the Undead.

He moved his refrigerator box inside the stage, set up the projector and spent hours watching Al Cadaver's old horror movie collection. He rummaged through the old costumes and picked out an outfit that struck his fancy. He found a ratty old tailcoat, a brightly-colored patchwork vest, a lavendar tuxedo shirt, and baggy pants. But upon discovering the greatest treasure of all, McWarren knew he needed to transform himself into something other-worldly. There, sitting in a drawer of Al Cadaver's original make-up table, was his trademark silver skull bolo tie, complete with two small rubys for eyes!

It was then and there that Warren McWarren ceased to exist, and a new being was created. Taking the Uncle moniker from his former life as Uncle Fuzzy, and paying homage to TV horror host Al Cadaver, he would now be known as... "UNCLE DAVVER!"

As he became better acquainted with other ghouls, creatures, and trans-dimensional entities that roamed the earthly plain, he decided that he would turn Stage 13 into a party palace for the undead. (But those among the living who would brave the haunted happenings were welcomed too!) The hit of the parties were screenings of the films from Al Cadaver's original horror movie collection.

A hit among the shady ladies, Uncle Davver soon became known as the Shiek of the Shriek! His "scarem" was constantly growing with all sorts of sexy ghouls. His movie parties resembled celebrations at the Playboy mansion, except with ugly dead people. Many would refer to Uncle Davver as "the Hugh Hefner of the HU-miliated." He was having much more fun that he ever could have as a children's show host! The afterlife was the life for him!

Yes, good old Uncle Davver welcomed the dead and downtrodden, the rejected and the dejected, the freaks and fruits of the world. All were welcomed in Stage 13 by the cordial carcass, during "Uncle Davver's Really Scary Movie Show!"