His full name is Ignatz Quantum Paradyme, and he realized he was a genius at a very early age. While interested in science, he just couldn't get enough of the boob tube. Though a certified brain, his lectures are filled with pop culture references and obscure colloquialisms. Inside his brilliant mind you'll find things like the chemical equation for cold fusion, and the middle names of all the Brady kids. Unfortunately, sometimes his cerebral wires get crossed and he loses concentration, thus his lecture on the universal ramifications of the theory of PI becomes Universal's theory on Magnum P.I.; coming soon to a theatre near you. His most perplexing controversy...was Higgins REALLY Robin Masters? Oh boy, that's the Professor. Originally created for a Maury Povich industrial presentation, don't be surprised if you see Prof. Paradyme popping up in other things too!

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