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Halloween
is a time for costumed weirdos, and legendary singing sensation Tony Clifton
wanted to see them all in Las Vegas! Tony hung around the Mandalay Bay hotel
in the afternoon, wearing his fabulous "daywear," and laughing at all of the
comic book fans who were there for the Las Vegas Comic Convention. After a sumptuous
steak dinner, he dressed in his trademark peach tux and headed out to enjoy
the town. His entourage went to the Ellis Island club, a karaoke dive bar next
to the Super 8 in Las Vegas. The crowd went nuts when Tony entered, and Tony
even offered the D.J. a crisp new $20 bill to move him up in line to sing so
a star of his caliber wouldn't have to endure the hour-long wait for his turn
to sing. When the D.J. refused the tip, Tony flew into a rage. But convinced
that the patrons there needed some "quality" entertainment, he continued to
wait and pose for pictures with fans. Soon, Ellis Island security were on Tony
like flies on stink. They asked Tony to leave sensing there would be trouble
if he took the stage. Tony thought they anticipated a riot breaking out, when
crazed fans would mob him after hearing his golden tones. Tony went into the
club and apologized to the fans, saying that this bar was kicking him out and
he would never ever return to such a slimy, dive bar as Ellis Island. He was
escorted off the premesis to his cab, yelling and screaming threats all the
way. He threatened to sue each and every security guard there. He said he has
never been treated with such disrespect and he would never ever return. Later,
he took to the strip to pose for more pictures with fans and friends. He even
found the time to stop into a casino to take the stage briefly to sing with
a rockin' band called The Limit. By this time he was close to passing out, so
he returned to his hotel room where he was caught cavorting with a Vegas streetwalker.

The King of Las Vegas
returns to his old stomping grounds after spending time in Hollywood working
on movies and TV. Tony's now working on a big concert tour.

Everywhere Tony goes,
he always attracts a bevy of beautiful babes. But those are the benefits of
being an international singing sensation!

Tony at dinner with
(from left to right) Devil Redd, Brain, Sister Ignatiofimia of the Sisterhood
of the 5 O'Clock shadow, and Kristy Kreme.

Tony and the chickie
babes pose with one of Las Vegas' finest...Officer Travis, on the strip.

Tony poses with Sister
Ignatiofimia of the Sisterhood of the 5 O'clock Shadow on the Vegas strip.

Tony shares a cigarette
on the strip with Sister Ignatiofimia of the Sisterhood of the 5 O'Clock Shadow.

Tony and Kristy Kreme
pose next to the sign of her namesake.

Good angel/Bad angel.
Tony's dates pose at the casino before all the action.

Tony and Kristy Kreme
dance the night away in Las Vegas.

Tony and Kristy Kreme
tear up the dancefloor
to the sounds of the band The Limit.

Tony is happy to pose
with a few of his many fans.


Tony is caught coming
out of his hotel room's bathroom.

Devil Redd and Tony
at dinner.

Tony is furious as he
is caught in a private moment with an unidentified Vegas working girl.

Tony and Kristy Kreme.

Tony enjoys an after-dinner
Lucky Strike with chickie babe Kristy Kreme. Smoking is such a NASTY habit!

Tony is invited on stage
to jam with a band called The Limit.

Tony relaxes with his
chickie babes...Devil Redd and Kristy Kreme.

Tony is surprised to
find that, when he removes a Star Wars Stormtrooper's helmet, the inhabitant
resembles a former arch foe of his who also liked to imitate Elvis!
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