| The Penguin and
his ten goons are plotting in a back room |
| POW! CRASH!
BOOM! BAM! In leaps the Batman |
| Making life
safe again for all the Gotham citizens |
| He's so bitchin',
he's so brave, it's back to the Batcave |
| He's got cool
and savoir-faire, in his cape and cowl and his grey underwear |
| Who is the hero
that we like best? |
| Gotta be the Batman, gotta be Adam West! Adam West! |
| I always cheer,
I always squeal when he cries out "To the Batmobile!" |
| Joker has
escaped again they've just learned |
| Gotta rev it
up, rev it up, emergency Bat turn |
| Each bad guy,
he always gets-How does he stay dry? He never sweats |
| Which anti-perspirant
does he like best? |
| Gotta ask the
Batman, gotta ask Adam West! Adam West! Adam West! |
| You can have
your Mr. Spock, you can have your Superman |
| You can have
your Ronald Reagan, you can be an Elvis fan! |
| Sure they're
heroic, sure they astound |
| But they can't
hold a candle to the Bat-test guy around! |
| You see him at
conventions and shopping malls |
| Meeting all his
fans, he's sure got... guts |
| I comb the TV
Guide for Batman fests. |
| Tunin into
Batman, tunin' into Adam West! Adam West! Adam West! Adam West! |
| I'll get myself
a Batsuit, then I'll be lookin' real cute |
| I'll somersault
all over town, I'll find Catwoman, we'll get down |
| I'll build my
arms and pad my chest, so I can look like Adam West |
| He'll be the
hero of the nation, for a zillion generations |
| He's got cool
and savoir-faire, in his cape and cowl and his grey underwear |
| Who is the hero
that we like best? |
| Gotta be
Batman, gotta be Adam West! Adam West! Adam West! |
| SPOKEN: Naturally
you didn't know I was wearing my special, super thermal B long
underwear. |
